I Am Not On A Diet, But I Am Watching My Calorie Intake?

Someone just brought a homemade cheesecake and a side bowl of cherry filling. Is having her fired for bringing it to the office, a bit harsh (after I have a slice, of course)?

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10 Responses to “I Am Not On A Diet, But I Am Watching My Calorie Intake?”

  1. Huh? Take X on July 1st, 2009 at 2:27 pm

    Nope. In fact you should thank her for not bringing in Ice Cream so you could eat the whole gallon.

  2. MANGO busting it out!! on July 1st, 2009 at 5:23 pm

    Since she is being extremely INSENSITIVE to your need to watch calories, after you eat your two or three large slices, take her face and place it gently into the remainder of the pie so that she can WATCH the calories from a different perspective. Maybe then she will think twice about bringing some kind of delicious, fattening, absolutely wonderful and delectable confection to the office.
    Sandy :O)

  3. Charlott on July 1st, 2009 at 6:09 pm

    I am on a diet. The shadow ofmyass must weigh 400 lbs. I’m sorry for rambling the other day. I was pissy. I’m better now. I love you. And, no – it’s not too harsh. Kickherass to the curb. ?

  4. Abhorsen [aka Ben] on July 1st, 2009 at 9:24 pm

    only if she tries to limit your caloric intake by eating some…

  5. I need more Cowbell!® on July 1st, 2009 at 11:09 pm

    I’d more likely threaten to have her fired if she didn’t bring more EVERY day!

  6. BlueBelle Got Spanked on July 2nd, 2009 at 12:29 am

    You need a distraction, sweetie. Put your phone on vibrate and have a seat. Dialing…..

  7. Madam Naka on July 2nd, 2009 at 4:02 am

    Two slices and the recipe if its any good and then out herassgoes!

  8. robrobii on July 2nd, 2009 at 7:19 am

    Don’t fire her, that would be mean. Just sue for the cost of lippo…

  9. johnny trash on July 2nd, 2009 at 10:26 am

    just one slice?

  10. Vineet P on July 2nd, 2009 at 10:56 am

    lol

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